My favourite name-day felicitations however was an email from Outside Bob and Dominick, sent from the house: "Happy Birthday. HAVING A GREAT TIME WISH YOU WERE HERE!!!!! love Bob and Dom".
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And another thing, if I live to my parents' age I hope someone just leads me down to the water's edge and gently sets me adrift. In fact, if I live until next week, this is sounding pretty good: I am going completely mad over this disputed boundary issue between my parents' land and some developer named Sanders. It has escalated, and continues to do so by the second. I don't know how many plans and drawings and deeds and tax maps and God knows I've downloaded, all starting to look the same, and most of them illegible, like you're writing in pencil with your left hand and lost your eraser (or rubber, as they say over here). I now have a friend in Middelfield pacing the land out for me, a clever lawyer friend in Hartford sort of holding my hand long distance, a property-developer friend in Concord, MA, related (sort of) by marriage, holding the other hand, and Henry, another hero, a local realtor and in fact lawyer, about to roll up his sleeves and dig deeper into documents and hopefully find out the skinny and meet with this buyer guy, this "Personal Developer" he calls himself, this Sanders. The staff have been alerted to keep Sanders from speaking to Peg, who might naively reveal something important or, worse, invite Sanders for Christmas.
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HEALTH REPORTS NOT COUNTING ABOVE-MENTIONED POLYPS:
Odd has a cold, and Peg thinks she's catching it now. It could be an allergy, it could be pollen, which I have been told is incredibly bad up there this year, outside, everywhere you look is a carpet of yellow, Bonnie has had to take her car to the car wash three times in a week. I don't ever remember there being pollen up there but who knows, maybe Sanders dropping poison chemicals (but the collie is GONE, doesn't he KNOW???)
Odd also starts trembling at times. Blood sugar high, then low. Then normal. Feels ill. Then fine. Peg says he's definitely got a cold and not some allergy because for their entire marriage whenever she accuses him of having a cold, my father, for reasons best known to himself, suddenly makes a point of kissing her a lot, as if to demonstrate "SEE?? It's NOT a cold, I don't have a COLD, if I had a COLD why would I KISS you??" whereupon within 24 hrs my mother comes down with the worst cold of her life.
Catheter Bag News: apparently some new kind has been fitted that just has a snap-on / snap-off mechanism so is very easy to change now, Peg can do it herself and doesn't need Bonnie. Bless her heart Bonnie who is for sure going to heaven.
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Peg called me last night. Sounded low. Tearful. Missed me, she said. And Alex. Said Alex had such a gentle, sentimental streak just like she has (she who has a hard time remembering her only child's birthday, that kind of sentimental). Then said she didn't know why Denis was "so mad at her". I told her he wasn't anymore, not to dwell on the past, to move on, and that if he were mad at her he wouldn't be coming over with me next month. She was SO excited to hear this. Plus today she should be in a good mood, because a tribute came in from journalist James Lileks, who asked if I could put it on her (happening soon, honest) upcoming website, and I had Bonnie print it out for her.
Sometimes I get so tired of being nice.
[Tribute from James Lileks for
www.peglynch.com]
It
took me a while. Four, five episodes. I can’t remember how I first found “The
Couple Next Door” - one entry the long list of shows that start with C on
an old-time radio site. Loved the jaunty fifties theme, something that sounded
like it would play in the supermarket when I went shopping with my Mom. The
characters weren’t like anything else I’d heard on old radio shows; they
sounded like actual adults, not gag machines or archetypes. In the first
episode the actors behaved as if they’d been doing this for a long while, too -
the rapport was easy and familiar, with a history built into their reactions,
like a real married couple. I’d listened to a lot of old radio, but nothing
sounded like this. Fresh, brisk, smart, paced and plotted with an effortless
command of the medium.
So
I downloaded a few more. Like I said, it took me a while:
Starring
Peg Lynch and Alan Bunce, the man said. But it was the other line.
Written
by Peg Lynch.
Light
bulb: so the comedienne who’s doing this marvelous character wrote the show as
well? Aside from The Goldbergs, which I never really listened to, women didn’t
write shows. A few dozen episodes into the run I realized that you didn’t know
what was better: the writer’s acting, or the actress’ writing.
Let’s
take the first one. Peg Lynch is a delightful actress. In outrage and surprise
you can plot her voice on music staves; when she’s angry she can clip off the
syllables and bore in with a tone that could drill a hole through the wall.
When she’s giddy you can hear the delight take over her brain and push aside
the very things that might just need attention later on; in panic, you can hear
her mind race like a Waring blender processing a handful of sand. When she is
certain about something her voice has the authority every husband knows full
well, the equivalent of a decision from a court that will brook no further
appeal. When she laughs, you smile - because that’s usually at the end of the
show, and things turned out all right.
They
usually do. Which brings us to the writer. Peg Lynch is simply this: one of the
greatest humorists of the 20th century. The fact that she worked in dialogue
makes people think it’s not Thurber or Perelman, but let those guys write 750
self-contained but intimately connected scenes, and we can talk. The fact that
she never strived for a ha-ha line, one of those things set on fire and rolled
out on a cart with a sign that said JOKE, makes one think that “humorist” is an
inexact description, but her speciality was the humorous situation, one that
arises naturally from the characters. It’s not funny because of this line or
that; it’s funny because of what it is. Like a story you tell to friends
later.
Again,
think of radio: the predecessors were the ensemble shows that trotted out
characters to bark catch phrases and conform to a narrow set of attributes.
Jack Benny is cheap, Phil Harris is vain, Fred Allen’s sarcastic, Mrs.
Nussbaum’s broadly Jewish, Digger the Undertaker is mordant, and so on.
Formula. It worked; people loved it; much of it still holds up. But Peg’s work
rests in the domestic adventures of two absolutely normal, decent, middle-class
people with aspirations and optimism - and an abiding, unquestioned
affection.
It
was the only thing on radio that seemed familiar to the listener. A slight
exaggeration of their own lives. The show provided a vicarious experience when
it came to a new house or a trip abroad, but otherwise, yes: recognizable.
These were people you’d like to know, because you sensed they’d like to know
you too.
She
didn’t just write for herself and Bunce, though. (Her ability to plot
opportunities for his slow-burn and blow-up bluster is worthy of another
article.) Several comic characters come to mind: the laconic contractor, Mr.
Dibble. (To this day when a house project goes awry I find myself saying
“that’s the way it gooooes.”) Charlie and Madge Beamis, a wonderful look at
some post-war archetypes - the loud-mouthed braying glad-hander and his
“artistic” wife whose casual attitude towards life and rules and housekeeping
must have struck a loud tuning fork for the audience; every neighborhood had
one. (It was one of Peg’s clever ideas to make Charlie not just annoying, but
supremely competent in everything he did.) Betsy is a delightful little girl
any parent recognizes. (Francie Myers was wonderful as Betsy, poised nd earnest
and sweet – unlike all the wise-cracking juveniles who populated TV and radio.)
And
of course: Aunt Effie. Margaret Hamilton’s thin-lipped censorious judgmental
spinster. Peg wrote for her cadence and tone with intuitive precision; she knew
the way Hamilton would lance the second word in a line with a half-octave jump.
(Listen for the number of times her lines begin with “Well, I think” or
“Well, I’ won’t” or some such variant.) It would have been tempting to
give Hamilton a Miss Gulch character. Peg wrote her not as a counterweight to
the wife, but an ally. Brilliant move: if she created tension it would amuse
the audience but discomfit the characters, and this was not a show about
domestic abrasion. Minor friction, sure. Squabbles and disputes, of course. But
Aunt Effie, for all her dry archaic certainties, was someone we loved. When you
realize that, you realize something else about the show:
You
like everyone.
Not
to say she didn’t drop in a villain now and then; that’s another essay. Point
is, the conflict - and the humor - came from misunderstanding more often than
ill will, and misunderstanding can be fixed.
This
is what her stories do: they fix things. Over the course of hundreds and
hundreds of stories, you see the same reassuring theme. The little things in
life, which seem so large at the time, work out - but only if events play out,
or someone speaks up, or someone finds the thing that was lost, or someone puts
two and two together. (Not zero plus zero, though. Don’t get her started on
that.) Fate, chance, personality, coincidence, kindness - these will set
things right.
As
I write this, I haven’t finished “The Couple Next Door.” About 200 episodes to
go. I have no idea what will happen when they get back from Europe, and I
almost hate to think of Peg setting up the next great plot arc only to have it
felled by the axe, when CBS nixed fiction in ’60. I’ve seen some of the TV
shows, and they’re quite different: seeing the plays makes them laugh-out-loud
funny, and you watch them with a big stupid grin as you see Peg and Alan work.
(There’s the matter of her physical self-possession as a TV actress, but that’s
another essay.) I know I’ll listen to the syndicated run of “The Little Things
in Life” and relish how she did it again, but it’s like Father’s Day at your
Mom’s house after she remarried.
Don’t
get me wrong: the TV stuff is so good it should put Peg up there with Sid and
Lucy and Jack and all the rest. The earlier “Ethel and Albert” shows are
delightful, and the path she took to get the story from a small-town radio
station to the networks is a story that ought to be the subject of a lavishly
reviewed biography. Because it has it all. Small-town girl wants to tell
stories. She sits at the typewriter. Scrolls the paper. Starts to type.
Ink
on pulp; script in hands; voices into mikes; radio waves to boxes all across
the nation. People sat down and lit a Lark and settled in for 15 minutes. My
friends have dropped by. You know. The couple next door.
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PS.
After I discovered her work I found her phone number and called her up. (That’s
another essay.) A few months later I drove up to her house to meet her,
and I had a phrase in my head I wanted to say, just to let her know that her
work survives and people who were mewling infants when she cracked the mike
find her just as funny and delightful as listeners a half century ago. “My
favorite genius,” I said when we met. Three true words.
Oh,
the look on her face. The thing you have to love about Peg: she knows she’s
good. She knows she did something remarkable. But I’m not sure she really knows
how remarkable she is. That’s where we come in. We listen to her work. We
spread the word. We let her know: there’s no point talking about humor and
theater in 20th century American culture if you don’t talk about Peg. The best
actress who ever wrote for radio and TV; the best writer who ever acted on TV
and radio. It may take you a while to decide which you prefer.
But
you don’t have to choose. It’s both, right? Right.
-
James Lileks 2014
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